RELEASE TOUR - The App Trap by Dan Calley
Length:
212 pages, 5 hours (audio)
Series:
standalone
Genre: comedy
romance
Tropes: Friends to
lovers, Slow burn, Comedy of errors, Dating
disasters, Messy heartfelt
romance, HEA
Trigger/Content
Warnings: There are a few mentions of BDSM and a light
BDSM scene in it with a comedic vibe, plus a mention of drug taking, but no
actual drug taking.
Designer: www.mavilez.art
Narrator: Dan
Calley
getbook.at/TheAppTrap
When Danny’s mother is diagnosed with a life-threatening illness, he finds himself in a race against time to fulfil her wish for him… to find a soul mate.
Danny’s quest for love soon steers him into unfamiliar territory, and before long he’s introduced to a powerful new addiction:
Online dating.
But has he taken a wrong turn? Because neither serial dater Harry, nor fetish scene enthusiast Ben, seem like the type one brings home to mother, and time is quickly running out.
Will Danny find the love of his life, or is his chance of meeting the perfect man slipping away one date at a time?
The App Trap is a bittersweet journey into the world of modern dating. You will laugh, you will cry, and you may never swipe again.
Author's note: This is not your typical one-couple, one-love romance. Our main character takes a few scenic detours on the road to happily ever after, exploring multiple relationships (and plenty of comic mishaps) before finding “the one.” If you’re expecting instant soulmates or a straight shot to coupledom, buckle up—this ride is messier, funnier, and a little more adventurous than that. But rest assured, there is a final love story waiting for you at the end.Contains some uniquely British humour!
EXCERPT:
I thought it was about time I spruced up the old profile, since I hadn’t updated it since my punctuation faux-pas.
Hmm. What about:
‘Click here for a 3-Day trial!’
Oh. Minimum 300 letters, you say? That’s insane. Who has the time to read that much in this day and age?
Okay. Concentrate, Danny, here goes:
I’m here looking for a partner in crime because I’m looking to rob a selection of petrol stations in the South London area. I’m a glass-half-full kind of guy, mainly because I never think to ask for a tray when ordering a large round of drinks.
My weaknesses are:
- I can be intimidating as I’m quite high up in MENSA (I work on the top floor doing admin stuff).
- Money management, because my on-going charity work and generosity always leaves me out of pocket. But I don’t like to talk about what a great person I am, so I’ll shut up about that.
- Humility.
453 characters without spaces. Eat that.
about the author:
Dan Calley has been enjoying a
tremendously enjoyable career as an audiobook narrator and voiceover artist for
many years. Under different guises he has also been an actor, stand-up comedian
and an award-winning podcaster.
After years of narrating hundreds of
wonderful audiobooks, Dan carved out a niche in the romance genre, particularly
in M/M romance. After working closely with many of the greatest authors in the
genre, he decided to write his debut novel The Player’s Lounge in
2023.
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