Length:
212 pages, 5 hours (audio) Series:
standalone Genre: comedy
romance Tropes: Friends to
lovers, Slow burn, Comedy of errors, Dating
disasters, Messy heartfelt
romance, HEA Trigger/Content
Warnings: There are a few mentions of BDSM and a light
BDSM scene in it with a comedic vibe, plus a mention of drug taking, but no
actual drug taking.
Designer: www.mavilez.art Narrator: Dan
Calley
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When Danny’s mother is
diagnosed with a life-threatening illness, he finds himself in a race against
time to fulfil her wish for him… to find a soul mate.
Danny’s quest for love soon steers
him into unfamiliar territory, and before long he’s introduced to a powerful
new addiction:
Online dating.
But has he taken a wrong turn?
Because neither serial dater Harry, nor fetish scene enthusiast Ben, seem like
the type one brings home to mother, and time is quickly running out.
Will Danny find the love of his life,
or is his chance of meeting the perfect man slipping away one date at a
time?
The App Trap
is a bittersweet journey into the world of modern dating. You will laugh, you
will cry, and you may never swipe again.
Author's
note: This is not your typical one-couple,
one-love romance. Our main character takes a few scenic detours on the road to
happily ever after, exploring multiple relationships (and plenty of comic
mishaps) before finding “the one.” If you’re expecting instant soulmates or a
straight shot to coupledom, buckle up—this ride is messier, funnier, and a
little more adventurous than that. But rest assured, there is a final love
story waiting for you at the end.Contains some uniquely British
humour!
I thought it was about time I spruced
up the old profile, since I hadn’t updated it since my punctuation
faux-pas.
Hmm. What about:
‘Click here for a 3-Day
trial!’
Oh. Minimum 300 letters, you say?
That’s insane. Who has the time to read that much in this day and
age?
Okay. Concentrate, Danny, here
goes:
I’m here looking for a
partner in crime because I’m looking to rob a selection of petrol stations in
the South London area. I’m a glass-half-full kind of guy, mainly because I
never think to ask for a tray when ordering a large round of
drinks.
My weaknesses
are:
I can be intimidating as
I’m quite high up in MENSA (I work on the top floor doing admin stuff).
Moneymanagement, because my on-going charity work and generosity always
leaves me out of pocket. But I don’t like to talk about what a great person I
am, so I’ll shut up about that.
Humility.
453 characters without spaces. Eat
that.
about the author:
Dan Calley has been enjoying a
tremendously enjoyable career as an audiobook narrator and voiceover artist for
many years. Under different guises he has also been an actor, stand-up comedian
and an award-winning podcaster. After years of narrating hundreds of
wonderful audiobooks, Dan carved out a niche in the romance genre, particularly
in M/M romance. After working closely with many of the greatest authors in the
genre, he decided to write his debut novel The Player’s Lounge in
2023.
Clem has been in love with Harry since he walked into Harry’s bookshop and saw his Heathcliff curls and
poet’s face.
That love has only grown stronger over the years of working for him, but unfortunately, Harry has never
noticed. He considers Clem to be far too young for him and seems set on dating a never-ending line of
unsuitable men.
Then Clem’s fortune changes. Harry needs a fake boyfriend to attend a family wedding, and Clem
immediately steps up for the job. He has one weekend to change Harry’s mind and make him see that Clem
could be the real thing for him.
From bestselling author Lily Morton comes a novella about secret feelings, a young man’s cunning
romance plot, and kisses under a strawberry moon.
Strawberry Moon previously appeared in a promotional giveaway, and has had an epilogue
added to it.
about the author:
Lily lives in sunny England with her husband and two children, all of whom
claim that they haven’t had a proper conversation with her since she bought her first Kindle.
She has spent her life with her head full of daydreams and decided one day
to just sit down and start writing about them. In the process she discovered that she actually loved writing,
because how else could she get to spend her time with hot, funny men!
She loves chocolate and Baileys and the best of all creations – chocolate
Baileys! Her lifetime’s ambition is to have a bath in peace without being shouted by one of her family.
